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this song is not about me but it is about a true story that happened to a friend of mine

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spot her in the corner
she was looking kind of lonely sipping a corona
i could be her good time donor
as long as i can ace the broads male owner
when i say that i mean it nicely
cuz aint a player in the game own wisely
greet her out in public
then i spit a pair of couplets flying off the cuff
fuck the dumb shit

can you keep a secret?
we can do this quietly please believe it
i need it my vespene gas depleted
i deeed it i need my porter greeted
im egregious dirty on the airwaves regis
who wanna be a millionaire win the penis
deem this relationship im the keenest
commander keep my ship the cleanest

what if so and so find out?
then neither of us doing our job and thats tragic
sadly im a bit of an addict
of running all around and playing in traffic
doing bad shit out of habit
aint nobody else gotta know how we living
im dipping my pen in invisible ink
and dippin pen 15 in the pink - we on sync?

then she gave me her number
told her she could be my lightning i could be her thunder
tear her whole world asunder
when she cum first then im banging loud i wonder
how bad do you want the lumber?
the cue cum cumber - dumb or dumber?
succumbed to the game that i layed on thick
and right then and there she suck my dick (true story)

phones already ringing off the hook
and its only been a day since i castled my rook
checkmated her mate with the kung fu classic
datsik southpaw nerdy magic
little tragic but im jaded
everytime i get a bit faded im hated
cuz i play it loose and fast
on all the girls who would dare give a piece of ass

set a little rendezvous
ima trash that shit like the economy boo
treat it so wrong that her husband feel
a disturbance in the force when im holding her heels
and thats how you do it correct
i got game thats all women respect
spit a couple lines on to kissing her neck
and get her thang all nice and wet

yea it might be evil
but the universe gave me this dick for the people
so i could be a dick in the sequel
after my hearts broken bitch we equal
pay it forward like haley joel
i gotta play this role til i fill the hole
up in my heart bitch and youre heartless
but im no better just another mad artist

sorry you got victimized
but i aint gonna lie - your wifes hot
and if a girl get jumpy and cheat on me
then you can call a kettle black from the pot and get caught
in the meantime earn my stripes
i got your broad for the night - alright?
im only looking out for me and mine
so kick a rock one time for your mind and get struck

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from Strictly for My Streamers, released May 3, 2017
ytcracker and dicepticon

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i am a reincarnated collateral descendant of the silver pharaoh psusennes i, carefully reconstituted on planet earth atom by atom by alien biotechnologists with magical powers and intellectual property law degrees. bearing the codified Commandments of Spam (tattooed via nanomachines in quantum ink on the skin of my inner abdomen), i fight for deception and injustice everywhere. i like pizza. ... more

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