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good evening everyone, and welcome again to channel 23 KSEC news, i'm skip turner.

a local hacker, fed up with the current state of the internet, has released a multi-platform application to create a sizable encrypted mesh network using all types of electronic devices. upon running the application, mobile phones, tablets, routers, laptops, televisions, and even some household smart appliances like toasters and refrigerators are turned into peer-to-peer nodes for the network, wirelessly broadcasting and receiving data from any other connected gadgets within range.

the developer, known only as "neals", began distributing the application along with its source code to san secuestro locals yesterday. according to the available network statistics, the app has been installed on at least a quarter million devices already.

government officials have commented that this type of privacy application violates federal law by subverting the current ban on unlicensed encrypted traffic.

"this application is clearly designed to make our job of protecting the people of this great nation more difficult, possibly subjecting our precious children to everything from anonymous cyberbullying to heinous acts of terrorism. circumvention of these laws is itself an act of terrorism, and we will prosecute whoever is responsible for designing and distributing this application to the fullest extent of the law."

anyone with information regarding this case is advised to contact the local Federal Bureau of Telecommunications field office.


from introducing neals, released November 5, 2014
skip turner: beaker sullivan
nice guiman: micon a



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