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good evening everyone, and welcome to channel 23 KSEC news, i'm skip turner.

the CEO of technology congomerate The Syndicate has decided to abdicate his freshly-acquired throne in favor of pursuing a new career in Capitol City. the president announced her intentions earlier today to appoint Nice Guiman as head of the Federal Bureau of Telecommunications.

"Mister Guiman has absolutely unmatched experience in the telecommunications industry. It is my firm belief that he has exactly the skillset and knowledge required to modernize our government for the challenges we face in the 21st century."

san secuestro executives are thrilled with the prospect of a technocracy emerging after such a long period of seemingly incompetent government. no mention has been made of Mister Guiman's successor as of yet.

next up, sleepless in san secuestro! the number of people finding their perfect match on online dating sites is rapidly rising, while enterprising young men and women gear up their profiles in order to attract prospective mates. big data and your love life, after this...


from introducing neals, released November 5, 2014
skip turner: beaker sullivan
president: t sullivan



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