inbox my heart

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inbox notification heart racing
click new messages load up the page and
see her thumbnail framed in my browser
could it be just a chance encounter?
click on her photos missed connections
scrutinize them all look for imperfections
cant take chances we're barely honest
but a girls pictures are rarely this flawless

hit reply say, "im astonished!
m'lady, you look just like a goddess
forgive me but i cant believe that im speaking
to such a queen on this fine weekend"
i click send then i wait
for my message to translate to a date
read receipts will indicate
what the future holds with my future mate

shot through the heart
by a message today
she inboxed my heart
with a message risque
shot through the heart
by a message today
right from the start
my hearts beating away

its obvious my game is so solid
a pick up artist dropping mad knowledge
theres no way she resists the charm
of the seductive text coming out of these arms
i can be coy and act aloof
when she ask if im real - can i show her proof?
yes, you bet your ass im that cute
yes, i cleaned up nice in that suit

would you agree to a meeting
to punctuate this online greeting?
i can tell wed hit it off
its obvious were cut from the same cloth
just tell me where to scoop ya
and when youre free in the near future
click submit again
and now im getting me a girlfriend (whoo)


from introducing neals, released November 5, 2014
producer: amplitude problem w/ string operation (guitar)
lyrics: ytcracker
performance: ytcracker w/ chris y



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ytcracker Colorado

i am a reincarnated collateral descendant of the silver pharaoh psusennes i, carefully reconstituted on planet earth atom by atom by alien biotechnologists with magical powers and intellectual property law degrees. bearing the codified Commandments of Spam (tattooed via nanomachines in quantum ink on the skin of my inner abdomen), i fight for deception and injustice everywhere. i like pizza. ... more

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