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im a bard of the i nett
making songs about the land of the bitstream
aint a site i aint visited or tried yet
so that the nerds at their crib keep listening

im a professional musician
and it is my mission to keep that inspiration afloat
im like a monkey in a coat in ikea
you see me round the internet confused and in fear
because i fear i might be losing my touch
how many classic games can i sample before its too much?
hit the shift key hard like im mashing the clutch
shifting currency and fame out the game in a rush

got a cool attitude cuz my hacker dudes
coming out the cloud mad sharp like lakitus
laughing in the face of the law
cuz they cant catch us all we aint pokemon
you cant arrest an idea copy paste anons
get a clue cuz they clone like the great stefan
urkel Praise the God of Mail
Spam God keep me out of jail pretty please

im a documentarian
raconteur spitting bout them hacks on tour
follow my dreams while i follow the memes
and i follow them trends on the underground scene
put together a palatable take on the news
distill into byte size tracks to peruse
then i take a few minutes of your time
to spit a little rhyme bout whats dear on my mind

you dont have to agree, accept, or approve
i try to represent the people when im making my moves
sometimes im off the mark and youll have to excuse
but i try to keep it real for the various crews
ugnazi teampois0n i tried
to be a little mouthpiece on occupy
dg till i die keep the music gratis
put that album link up in my status ya heard

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from earthbound - adventures of the sound stone vol. 1, released December 21, 2012

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ytcracker Colorado

i am a reincarnated collateral descendant of the silver pharaoh psusennes i, carefully reconstituted on planet earth atom by atom by alien biotechnologists with magical powers and intellectual property law degrees. bearing the codified Commandments of Spam (tattooed via nanomachines in quantum ink on the skin of my inner abdomen), i fight for deception and injustice everywhere. i like pizza. ... more

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