sometimes im off the deep end
i go a little ham if im dark science on the week end
see i got a disorder
im bipolar so i fix it by puffin on weed and i need a sip of rum and cola
to calm my nerves or ill get panic attacks
and i got stacks of papers from them insurance cats
who say "bitch you crazy you should be instituted
you need to get up off the streets before you snap and you lose it"

man keep them bottles out of my hand
or ill be pissing on the stage like a fireman
yea watch your heads
i act a fool when im brain dead
i done took so many drugs that the game bled
i gotta stop cuz i figure that its killing me
but when im manic i go hard and lack humility
bitch im immortal
hit the hole like a game of portal
come out the other side blasting with my wartortle
i gotta chill

i gotta focus man i gotta pull it together
i gotta do it for my people on the net making cheddar
i gotta do it for my daughter gotta keep it afloat
i gotta do it with these rhymes i wrote

man this reckless disposition got these girls on my jock
so much it makes my first reaction just to whip out my cock
and make a first world problem
because accidents will happen even when you got a condom
im scumbag dave im the most depraved knave
this side of the internet bitch i am the most brave
man i might be ron paul sagan
doctor gynecologist for all the freunlavens

maybe im just spraying jking
making light of the situa
or maybe since i never copped a disease
i give a fuck about what haters say
but it aint healthy cuz these broads be the death of music
they steady killing all my brain cells im bout to lose it
a bad distraction from the shit i should be doing now
instead of listenin to all these fucking chickens howl
man fuh real

i gotta focus man i gotta pull it together
i gotta do it for my people on the net making cheddar
i gotta do it for my daughter gotta keep it afloat
i gotta do it with these rhymes i wrote

been through the hustle many years man im fierce in the game
and ive accomplished ive achieved got my legions of fans
i got them nerds understand man but i want more
i want them whodis from the block to grab and pass on the torch
i got them bitches on the bully tip
they give my people problems up in school and shit
that mad lip i gotta get big so they notice us
man can do it harvard style like the POTUS does
the code is us

and if them busters try to jack me
i got an army of them boys thatll stampede
right out the gates
i got them broads wearing cosplay
im a full fledged talent i got polymath skills call me broadway
on this lil blue planet
god damnit man yall gotta shuffle with my tempo
gotta represent the knocking that i stand for
im a nerd life soldier go commando

i gotta focus man i gotta pull it together
i gotta do it for my people on the net making cheddar
i gotta do it for my daughter gotta keep it afloat
i gotta do it with these rhymes i wrote