golden girl

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her text color coded
in the IDE with her functions folded
elegant procedures READ THIS bolded
changelog indicate versions of olden
checking her indentations
strings sitting neatly in quotations
and all vars stand declared
with the most efficient of vartypes shared

for the code reading impaired
shes got them comments up top in an asterisked square
followed by a list of includes
that are setting up the frameworks initialized tools
architecture optimized
with a modest memory footprint resized
to run under any conditions
from an R pi to a cloud of gibsons

shes my golden girl
ready to release to the outside world

she got a set of long legs
in the version tree where i forked new regs
but the branches expansions dont fade
every ends tied up with their MAKEFILEs made
no bandaids cause i got a hotfix mandate
every planned date hit every master commit committed
in the pit of github where my girls submitted

and though her betas got rough at times
with a few long nights and a couple lines
aint a problem that we didnt get squashed
cause her boss held it down with his macintosh
and now shes all grown up and gorgeous
so i had to record this
love letter to my girl gone golden
terminated by a semicolon;

the QA is completed
i got a feeling that im missing some features
i guess the way i see it
i cant help it youre my golden girl


from introducing neals, released November 5, 2014
producer: mitch murder
lyrics: ytcracker
performance: ytcracker w/ jane dough



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i am a reincarnated collateral descendant of the silver pharaoh psusennes i, carefully reconstituted on planet earth atom by atom by alien biotechnologists with magical powers and intellectual property law degrees. bearing the codified Commandments of Spam (tattooed via nanomachines in quantum ink on the skin of my inner abdomen), i fight for deception and injustice everywhere. i like pizza. ... more

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