a collect call

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this is a collect call from an inmate at the san secuestro regional correctional facility. do you accept the charges?

i do.

neals gf:
neals, it's me. i knew i shouldn't have downloaded those shows. they're really trying to throw the book at me - i mean, ten years in federal prison for true housewives of san secuestro? i have no idea what to do, and i'm totally scared.


from introducing neals, released November 5, 2014
operator: ma case
neals: ytcracker
girlfriend: micon b



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i am a reincarnated collateral descendant of the silver pharaoh psusennes i, carefully reconstituted on planet earth atom by atom by alien biotechnologists with magical powers and intellectual property law degrees. bearing the codified Commandments of Spam (tattooed via nanomachines in quantum ink on the skin of my inner abdomen), i fight for deception and injustice everywhere. i like pizza. ... more

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